June 2012
71 posts
I love showing tricks to little kids.
sodamnrelatable:
They’re all like:
“How did you do that?”
And you’re just like:
via sodamnrelatable
me: mom i got all A's
mom:
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom: is this your cup on the table?
me: yes
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
icele asked: oh lol. omg. get an icon... jesus that blue shit is creeping me out
icele asked: omfg berny. i found you :)
