romeo: if i was thy boyfriend
romeo: i'd never let thou go
romeo: i canst take thou places thou hath not been before
romeo: and i can be thy gentleman
romeo: swagger swagger swagger
romeo: swagger on thou
me thinking: be smooth
me: a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes
We all have that friend who...
oy-lucky: ohno-itstroy: vultures-bethereforme: im-not-ofuckingkay: Thinks They’re Black : Tries To Be Like Everyone Doesn’t Give A Fuck Acts Like They’re 5 Eats All The Time Can’t Dance Is clumsy as fuck Has anger management problems Is kinda paranoid Isn’t the brightest bulb on the tree Annoys the shit out of you But you still love them ...